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Expect plenty of blurbs about my discoveries both on and off the Internet. Or random realizations. I haven't quite decided.

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Mar
3rd
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  • Sythen: everything is healthy in moderation
  • Sythen: well
  • Sythen: most
  • The_Ugster: I cooked up some bacon yesterday, then toasted some bread in the leftover bacon fat, had myself one badass BLT
  • UberArchangel_: that sounds real healthy
  • The_Ugster: Oh it was delicious, I can’t gain weight if I try, so I can just eat whatever the hell I want
  • UberArchangel_: just cause u can’t gain weight doesnt mean u can’t clog ur arterys just an fyi
  • The_Ugster: Maybe, but I’d rather die with a smile on my face and a stomach full of good tasting food than nibbling on pasty white tofu and diet soda
  • UberArchangel_: i had a friend that thought that and he ate nothing but McDonalds for 3-years and he has heart problems like an 8yr old man
  • The_Ugster: I rarely go to McDs, there’s a difference between eating unhealthily and filling your body with preservatives and pesticides
  • UberArchangel_: lol
  • The_Ugster: I practically watched the bacon I eat get slaughtered and cut, so I know its fresh
  • mustang03282: just because you cant gain weight dosnt mean you cant clog your aretries
  • The_Ugster: Uber just said the exact same thing, only with different misspellings
Feb
1st
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pakkei: Lovely Trillian family portrait by @nicktabick

pakkei:

Lovely Trillian family portrait by @nicktabick

Dec
9th
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I.N.A.H.

This is potentially NSFW, but if you don’t mind suggestive product names/videos, you’ll be just fine.

(Also, if you click this despite the warning above and the post tag, you definitely can’t blame me at all.)
Nov
29th
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This is awesome.  That is all.

Nov
24th
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Ouch! My ribs!

LostCarrier Quotebin:

Foxx: oh gawd, I just cought a fibromyalgia commercial
Foxx: “Sometimes I just need a hug, but I know it will hurt”
Foxx: you know what, when I hug people, if I dont hear bones cracking, im not loving them enough yet

We may be crude on occasion, but running an IRC network is worth it just for gems like this.

Nov
18th
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I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 when I noticed that the artificial intelligence seemed not to care that it was leaving its fearless leader (me, of course) to lay bleeding while it stood idle.  So much for teamwork.

(I would have uploaded this to Vimeo, but they have a no-game-captures policy.)

Nov
17th
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I still don’t know what I said. (This is an old screenshot from over the summer that someone on IRC reminded me about tonight.)

I still don’t know what I said.

(This is an old screenshot from over the summer that someone on IRC reminded me about tonight.)

Nov
11th
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(Borrowed from VirusComix, found thanks to a friend.) Just a reminder that it’s not always wise to make assumptions. ;)

(Borrowed from VirusComix, found thanks to a friend.)

Just a reminder that it’s not always wise to make assumptions. ;)

Nov
10th
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seanbonner: Men who stare at…wait, what? It’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything here.  Let’s kick things off with something that should have you on the floor laughing.  Especially with the PG rating.

seanbonner:

Men who stare at…wait, what?

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything here.  Let’s kick things off with something that should have you on the floor laughing.  Especially with the PG rating.