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Geek Jokes...

• WR: yum seems to have come a long way since i used a redhat disto last
• Nick Tabick: does it have some semblence of common sense now?
• WR: yeah lol
• Nick Tabick: that's a start
• Nick Tabick: ...does it have a cow?
• WR: no, and certainly no super cow poers
• WR: *powers
• Nick Tabick: then apt still wins in my book

• Sythen: everything is healthy in moderation
• Sythen: well
• Sythen: most
• The_Ugster: I cooked up some bacon yesterday, then toasted some bread in the leftover bacon fat, had myself one badass BLT
• UberArchangel_: that sounds real healthy
• The_Ugster: Oh it was delicious, I can’t gain weight if I try, so I can just eat whatever the hell I want
• UberArchangel_: just cause u can’t gain weight doesnt mean u can’t clog ur arterys just an fyi
• The_Ugster: Maybe, but I’d rather die with a smile on my face and a stomach full of good tasting food than nibbling on pasty white tofu and diet soda
• UberArchangel_: i had a friend that thought that and he ate nothing but McDonalds for 3-years and he has heart problems like an 8yr old man
• The_Ugster: I rarely go to McDs, there’s a difference between eating unhealthily and filling your body with preservatives and pesticides
• UberArchangel_: lol
• The_Ugster: I practically watched the bacon I eat get slaughtered and cut, so I know its fresh
• mustang03282: just because you cant gain weight dosnt mean you cant clog your aretries
• The_Ugster: Uber just said the exact same thing, only with different misspellings