September 2009
4 posts
Gene Junior
Leapo: Hmm, I'm starting to notice a peculiarity when I play Guitar Hero.
Leapo: When I'm nailing one hell of a note streak, usually a complex series of hammer-ons, I involuntarily move my tongue
Leapo: neural crossed wire, perhaps?
ridzaq: you playing too much
Limp_Trizkit: no
Limp_Trizkit: i think he's trying to become gene simmons
Apples and Oranges
(via SMS, spelling/grammar errors left intact)
Friend: Is clementine mckee a friend of yours?
Me: I have never heard of anyone by that name, let alone carry acquaintance with them. Why?
Friend: Oh I dunno it sounded fromiliar for some reason
Me: Why? What made that, of all things pop into your head?
Friend: I thought one of those girls you knew from school was named clementine for some reason
Me: No, I don't know any Clementines. Except those mini-oranges.
(snip)
Friend: Lol as weird as it is I think that's why I associated the person to you! You used to always eat oranges in school hahaha
Me: Heh. Are you positive that's a real name? It sounds like the kind of thing you'd hear in a stoner movie or name your kid if you're Gwenyth Paltrow.
Fifty Pounds of Cake Mix Not Included
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I guess I am now the proud owner of an electric concrete mixer woohoo
planning on making massive amounts of cupcakes?
mmhmm
and fixing the driveway