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Expect plenty of blurbs about my discoveries both on and off the Internet. Or random realizations. I haven't quite decided.

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Nov
17th
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I still don’t know what I said.
(This is an old screenshot from over the summer that someone on IRC reminded me about tonight.)

I still don’t know what I said.

(This is an old screenshot from over the summer that someone on IRC reminded me about tonight.)

Nov
11th
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(Borrowed from VirusComix, found thanks to a friend.)
Just a reminder that it’s not always wise to make assumptions. ;)

(Borrowed from VirusComix, found thanks to a friend.)

Just a reminder that it’s not always wise to make assumptions. ;)

Nov
10th
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seanbonner:

Men who stare at…wait, what?

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything here.  Let’s kick things off with something that should have you on the floor laughing.  Especially with the PG rating.

seanbonner:

Men who stare at…wait, what?

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything here.  Let’s kick things off with something that should have you on the floor laughing.  Especially with the PG rating.

Oct
7th
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If you’ve got the twenty minutes to spare, this USC thesis film by Jarrett Lee Conaway is definitely worth checking out.  I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Sep
27th
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Gene Junior

  • Leapo: Hmm, I'm starting to notice a peculiarity when I play Guitar Hero.
  • Leapo: When I'm nailing one hell of a note streak, usually a complex series of hammer-ons, I involuntarily move my tongue
  • Leapo: neural crossed wire, perhaps?
  • ridzaq: you playing too much
  • Limp_Trizkit: no
  • Limp_Trizkit: i think he's trying to become gene simmons
Sep
20th
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“You’re right, it is rewarding reaching out.”

It’s not obvious that I’m excited for the new season of House, is it?

Sep
13th
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Apples and Oranges

  • (via SMS, spelling/grammar errors left intact)
  • Friend: Is clementine mckee a friend of yours?
  • Me: I have never heard of anyone by that name, let alone carry acquaintance with them. Why?
  • Friend: Oh I dunno it sounded fromiliar for some reason
  • Me: Why? What made that, of all things pop into your head?
  • Friend: I thought one of those girls you knew from school was named clementine for some reason
  • Me: No, I don't know any Clementines. Except those mini-oranges.
  • (snip)
  • Friend: Lol as weird as it is I think that's why I associated the person to you! You used to always eat oranges in school hahaha
  • Me: Heh. Are you positive that's a real name? It sounds like the kind of thing you'd hear in a stoner movie or name your kid if you're Gwenyth Paltrow.
Sep
8th
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Fifty Pounds of Cake Mix Not Included

  • <@dee_> Thank you for choosing Northern Tool + Equipment, we hope your shopping experience was fast and easy.
  • <@dee_> I guess I am now the proud owner of an electric concrete mixer woohoo
  • <@Limp_Trizkit> planning on making massive amounts of cupcakes?
  • <@drawde> mmhmm
  • <@drawde> and fixing the driveway
Aug
27th
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Weezer takes a stab at MGMT’s “Kids” and Lady Gaga’s “Pokerface” with impressive results.  Thanks to @lnhaynes for sharing this with me. :)