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Expect plenty of blurbs about my discoveries both on and off the Internet. Or random realizations. I haven't quite decided.

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Jul
23rd
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Problems I Noticed While Watching Video:

  • The timestamps on the messages don’t make sense across the three phones.
  • Jon appears to have filed “Google“‘s number under ‘work.’
  • Jon looks way too much like Jake Gyllenhaal.

Don’t let that stop you from realizing that Google has a huge role in the way your life plays out, though.  Thanks to @kevinmook for the link.

Jul
22nd
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Jul
19th
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Whoop Whoop Whoop (#bsod)

  • mustang03282: txting has its place
  • mustang03282: i use txt when i need to tell my wife to pick something up when she is at work
  • Foxx: in a manhole isnt one of them
  • mustang03282: just almost spit soda all over my desk with that comment
  • Foxx: she was from staten island
  • Foxx: i'm insulted, but not suprised
  • mustang03282: when i read that story all i kept hearing in my head was the warp sound from mario brothers
Jul
14th
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I went looking for this on WebMD, and was shocked to find that they have nothing on the topic.

Jul
13th
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Résumé-Worthy Skills

  • Alex: ahh, i love having a massive tv
  • Alex: i just played xbox while washing the dishes
  • Nick Tabick: lol
  • Nick Tabick: wha?
  • Alex: yes
  • Nick Tabick: elaborate
  • Nick Tabick: please
  • Alex: i can see the tv from the kitchen
  • Alex: as such
  • Alex: i can wash dishes and play games at the same time
  • Nick Tabick: i get that, but how did you do it
  • Nick Tabick: controller in one hand and sponge in the other?
  • Alex: more or less
  • Nick Tabick: and are you just aiming for the bragging rights?
  • Alex: yes
  • Nick Tabick: or did you really not want to put down the game for ten seconds?
  • Alex: grinding levels
  • Alex: all i was actually doing was starting battles and letting the ai fight =P
  • Alex: so it was like
  • Alex: move stick for five seconds
  • Alex: wash for a minute
  • Alex: repeat
  • Nick Tabick: ah
  • Nick Tabick: for a second there, i had visions of you playing guitar hero one-handed while scrubbing the remnants of dinner away
Jul
10th
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Who knew computers could be so…humorous?  (We’ll ignore the fact that this is a promo video from Microsoft for a…wait a minute, why isn’t this in Silverlight?) (HD Available)

Jul
9th
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Hannah Montana Horror Story

  • LT[LC]: so, who here wants a horror story
  • LT[LC]: i present to you http://sn.im/mfsa3
  • johndoc: sfw?
  • LT[LC]: safe enough
  • LT[LC]: you'll probably want to take a pen to your eyes though
  • johndoc: lol
  • johndoc: no thanks
  • LT[LC]: it's not porn
  • LT[LC]: it's the hannah montana linux distro
  • LT[LC]: :/
  • mirovengi: wow, now i truly have seen it all
  • johndoc: that is disturbing
  • LT[LC]: haha
  • johndoc: the sad thing is i immediately thought "i have my niece a christmas present"
Jul
8th
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Woot’s Photoshop contents are always a little weird.  This week’s topic:  turning movie characters into superheroes.  (Click through for the entire thread.)

Woot’s Photoshop contents are always a little weird.  This week’s topic:  turning movie characters into superheroes.  (Click through for the entire thread.)

Jul
7th
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The only thing missing is the slogan:  “We do what we must because we can.” (Oh, and somebody to change “laboratories” to “science.”)

The only thing missing is the slogan:  “We do what we must because we can.” (Oh, and somebody to change “laboratories” to “science.”)