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They’re #hashtags. They’re an unofficial concept intended to induce colorblindness to festive slides from the mesozoic era.
@DonAtPoundCS Already? You must have been selling Frodo’s possessions from Bag End?
I’ll explain it to central Illinois so quickly: wormholes.
The spa is calling *me*, not the only one way street, all because of the snow.
@alambert Did you not set the appropriate permissions on your complimentary membership card?
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Some tweets created by YayMukund’s Markov-based tweet generator using my Twitter account as a source. (Unaltered by definition, so grammar errors aren’t my fault.)
(Oh, and for the record, I have no desire to go to a spa.)
