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Sep
13th
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Apples and Oranges

  • (via SMS, spelling/grammar errors left intact)
  • Friend: Is clementine mckee a friend of yours?
  • Me: I have never heard of anyone by that name, let alone carry acquaintance with them. Why?
  • Friend: Oh I dunno it sounded fromiliar for some reason
  • Me: Why? What made that, of all things pop into your head?
  • Friend: I thought one of those girls you knew from school was named clementine for some reason
  • Me: No, I don't know any Clementines. Except those mini-oranges.
  • (snip)
  • Friend: Lol as weird as it is I think that's why I associated the person to you! You used to always eat oranges in school hahaha
  • Me: Heh. Are you positive that's a real name? It sounds like the kind of thing you'd hear in a stoner movie or name your kid if you're Gwenyth Paltrow.