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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Expect plenty of blurbs about my discoveries both on and off the Internet.  Or random realizations.  I haven’t quite decided.</description><title>// Tumblr</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @nicktabick)</generator><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/</link><item><title>(via Geek &amp; Poke)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnbwc5paOg1qzwcuxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://geekandpoke.typepad.com"&gt;Geek &amp; Poke&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/6892097659</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/6892097659</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 00:26:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>anadapta:

cuddlyxmedics:

Oh, Wheatley has his own song? WHY IS...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/5244114412/tumblr_lkpc0mSOoU1qgt8oq&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://anadapta.tumblr.com/post/5214215355"&gt;anadapta&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cuddlyxmedics.tumblr.com/post/5208608263"&gt;cuddlyxmedics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh, Wheatley has his own song? WHY IS IT SO CATCHY?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;~* most likely Spoilers *~&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m a very happy bunny right now.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If you haven’t played or have no idea what Portal 2 is, I’ll suggest now that you move along. Push Play at your own risk.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/5244114412</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/5244114412</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 10:37:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpb8wEQDx1qz4h0qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/4808986565</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/4808986565</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 12:38:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The day something sentient starts coming out of the crumbs in a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0cmifTMr1qzwcuxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The day something sentient starts coming out of the crumbs in a geek’s computer keyboard is the day we know we’re doomed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/4806946421</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/4806946421</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 11:06:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’d line up for one of these.
Auto-edit action movie!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ct1_r_61sk8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’d line up for one of these.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Auto-edit action movie!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/3536136494</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/3536136494</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2011 21:59:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgewlvf5dA1qfl6yno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/3252174705</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/3252174705</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 10:07:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>exiva:

If by “Battleship” you mean “PS3 Security” Then yes,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgc4kmJoL51qz58xqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tmblr.us/post/3194591439"&gt;exiva&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If by “Battleship” you mean “PS3 Security” Then yes, &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/thekevinbutler"&gt;Kevin&lt;/a&gt;. I sank your battleship.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hahahahahahahahaha.  Sony really has no clue what they’re doing, do they?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/3195181710</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/3195181710</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 01:20:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Really?  *facepalm*</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg08tjXJpU1qzwcuxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Really?  &lt;em&gt;*facepalm*&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/3071673425</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/3071673425</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 14:29:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Flickr Accidentally Wipes Out Account: Five Years And 4,000 Photos Down The Drain (TechCrunch)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://techcrunch.com/2011/02/02/flickr-accidentally-wipes-out-account-five-years-and-4000-photos-down-the-drain/"&gt;Flickr Accidentally Wipes Out Account: Five Years And 4,000 Photos Down The Drain (TechCrunch)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;So…you weren’t using Flickr to back up your years and years of photos, were you?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Yes, I realize that this is an extraordinary circumstance. All the same…oops?)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/3070335177</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/3070335177</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:09:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcoq94PB6K1qzwcuxo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/1983900805</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/1983900805</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 01:34:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbt1kncCsb1qzwcuxo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/1558261294</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/1558261294</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 22:55:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Geek Jokes...</title><description>[22:51] WR: yum seems to have come a long way since i used a redhat disto last&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[22:52] Nick Tabick: does it have some semblence of common sense now?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[22:52] WR: yeah lol&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[22:52] Nick Tabick: that's a start&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[22:52] Nick Tabick: ...does it have a cow?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[22:52] WR: no, and certainly no super cow poers&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[22:52] WR: *powers&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[22:52] Nick Tabick: then apt still wins in my book</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/612072805</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/612072805</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 23:53:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via awkwardstockphotos)
I’ve seen many awkward photos,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l14wcy8v6P1qakqfvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://awkwardstockphotos.com/"&gt;awkwardstockphotos&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve seen many awkward photos, but I can’t even begin to figure out where this one might be used professionally.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/548888956</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/548888956</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 16:34:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Should I Use Comic Sans?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://shouldiusecomicsans.com"&gt;Should I Use Comic Sans?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;If you’ve ever wondered whether you should use Comic Sans, there’s a website with the answer.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/489419979</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/489419979</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:44:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sythen: everything is healthy in moderation&#13;</title><description>Sythen: everything is healthy in moderation&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Sythen: well&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Sythen: most&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
The_Ugster: I cooked up some bacon yesterday, then toasted some bread in the leftover bacon fat, had myself one badass BLT&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
UberArchangel_: that sounds real healthy&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
The_Ugster: Oh it was delicious, I can’t gain weight if I try, so I can just eat whatever the hell I want&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
UberArchangel_: just cause u can’t gain weight doesnt mean u can’t clog ur arterys just an fyi&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
The_Ugster: Maybe, but I’d rather die with a smile on my face and a stomach full of good tasting food than nibbling on pasty white tofu and diet soda&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
UberArchangel_: i had a friend that thought that and he ate nothing but McDonalds for 3-years and he has heart problems like an 8yr old man&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
The_Ugster: I rarely go to McDs, there’s a difference between eating unhealthily and filling your body with preservatives and pesticides&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
UberArchangel_: lol&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
The_Ugster: I practically watched the bacon I eat get slaughtered and cut, so I know its fresh&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
mustang03282: just because you cant gain weight dosnt mean you cant clog your aretries&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
The_Ugster: Uber just said the exact same thing, only with different misspellings</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/424467694</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/424467694</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:57:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>pakkei:

Lovely Trillian family portrait by @nicktabick
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx5txt1dOG1qzxi05o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pakkei.tumblr.com/post/364954992/lovely-trillian-family-portrait-by-nicktabick"&gt;pakkei&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lovely Trillian family portrait by @nicktabick&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/365153856</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/365153856</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:30:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I.N.A.H.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order.html"&gt;I.N.A.H.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This is potentially &lt;b&gt;NSFW&lt;/b&gt;, but if you don’t mind suggestive product names/videos, you’ll be just fine.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Also, if you click this despite the warning above and the post tag, you definitely can’t blame me at all.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/277103421</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/277103421</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:44:29 -0500</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>potentially-nsfw</category></item><item><title>This is awesome.  That is all.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iDe4v318f64?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR4xDeiHrfA"&gt;awesome&lt;/a&gt;.  That is all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/261882525</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/261882525</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:15:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ouch! My ribs!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://quotes.lostcarrier.net/post/238215862"&gt;LostCarrier Quotebin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;Foxx:&lt;/b&gt; oh gawd, I just cought a fibromyalgia commercial&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Foxx:&lt;/b&gt; “Sometimes I just need a hug, but I know it will hurt”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Foxx:&lt;/b&gt; you know what, when I hug people, if I dont hear bones cracking, im not loving them enough yet&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We may be crude on occasion, but running an IRC network is worth it just for gems like this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/255963224</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/255963224</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:18:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 when I noticed that the artificial...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J_0ZcEcfnh8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 when I noticed that the artificial intelligence seemed not to care that it was leaving its fearless leader (me, of course) to lay bleeding while it stood idle.  So much for teamwork.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(I would have uploaded this to Vimeo, but they have a no-game-captures policy.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/248192867</link><guid>http://tumblr.twoslashes.com/post/248192867</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:50:15 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

